The -Ad-Venture Capitalist of New Stonkopolis is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Michael Clark Rockefeller with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.431 billion Stonkopolisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Stonk City. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Stonkopolisian economy, worth 543 trillion Stonkpapers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 158,398 Stonkpapers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, the once prosperous capital is in utter decline, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Stonkopolis's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Corporatism.

New Stonkopolis is ranked 31,868^th in the world and 4^th in Archai for Highest Food Quality, scoring 59.91 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.